Most Ridiculously Funny Love Quotes

Funny Love Quotes: Laughter is the coolest spark that keeps your relationships alive . You have to give your sweet-love something to laugh about. Bond with your loved one over a witty line. Laughter always can create lasting memories. Walk down memory lane, recollecting the funniest days of your life, or the fun you had together. Here are Awesome Most Ridiculously Funny Love Quotes to express your love in funny way to make it work more effectively ad hit deep in there., Enjoy the quotes and I promise you, These funny love quotes will leave you smiling.

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.
Oscar Wilde

I love you like a fat kid loves cake.
Scott Adams

Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in.
Richard Jeni

Love is hiding who you are at all times. It’s wearing make-up to bed and going downstairs to Burger King to poop.
30 Rock

It wasn’t love at first sight. It took a full five minutes.
Lucille Ball

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.
Joan Crawford

Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.
Natasha Leggero

Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.
George Carlin

I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
Funny Love Quotes 

First love is a kind of vaccination which saves man from catching the complaint the second time.
Honore de Balzac

I love you and it’s getting worse.
Joseph E. Morris

You call it madness, but I call it love.
Don Byas

Love the nneighbour— and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.
Mae West

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
Oscar Wilde

Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions.
Woody Allen

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love
Albert Einstein

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.
Jules Renard

A pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed to cure a person in love.
Friedrich Nietzsche

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.
Charles Schulz

Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.
Lynda Barry

A touch of love, everyone becomes a poet.

A youth with his first cigar makes himself sick. A youth with his first girl makes everybody sick.
Mary Wilson

People should fall in love with their eyes closed.
Andy Warhol

Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there.
George Burns

Love sucks. Sometimes it feels good. Sometimes it’s just another way to bleed.
Laurell K. Hamilton

I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?
Jean Illsley Clarke

Love means nothing in tennis, but it’s everything in life.
Funny Love Quotes

Love, I’ve come to understand is more than three words mumbled before bedtime.
Nicholas Sparks

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.
Albert Einstein

I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Rita Rudner

Love is being stupid together.
Paul Valery

Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.
W. Somerset Maugham

You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale.
Hussein Nishah

If loving someone is putting them in a straitjacket and kicking them down a flight of stairs, then yes, I have loved a few people
Jarod Kintz

Love is like war, easy to begin but hard to end.
Leo Buscaglia

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.
Pearl Bailey

The only thing worse than a boy who hates you: a boy that loves you.
Markus Zusak, The Book Thief

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots.
Funny Love Quotes

No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.
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If you love something set it free, but don’t be surprised if it comes back with herpes.
Chuck Palahniuk

I thought I was promiscuous, but it turns out I was just thorough.
Russell Brand

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
Charlie Brown

Love doesn’t make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.
Franklin P. Jones

Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby- awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.
Lemony Snicket

It is easier to love humanity as a whole than to love one’s neighbor.
Eric Hoffer

Love; A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
Ambrose Bierce

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
Bob Hope

You could empty the trash and my love for you still wouldn’t fit inside. But just because it won’t fit, doesn’t mean you shouldn’t empty the trash.
Jarod Kintz

Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need 10 years before you can call yourself a beginner.
Jerry Seinfeld

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people.
G.K. Chesterton
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Only time can heal your broken heart, just as only time can heal his broken arms and legs.
Miss Piggy

To love someone as much as you love yourself, that is the ideal. Especially if that someone is your clone.
Jarod Kintz

20 Most Famous Funny Love Quotes are Listed below : Also Give Them A Try


strong>1. Zsa Zsa Gabor
A man in love is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished.

2. Melanie Griffith
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.

3. Helen Gurley Brown
Love doesn’t drop on you unexpectedly; you have to give off signals, sort of like an amateur radio operator.

4. Funny Love Quotes
Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.

5. Woody Allen
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.

6. Albert Einstein
Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.

7. Woody Allen
The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.

8. Freud
The great question… which I have not been able to answer… is, “What… does a woman want?”

9. Samuel Johnson
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

10. Mandy Hampton
If a hug represented how much I loved you, I would hold you in my arms forever.

11. Judith Viorst
Love is much nicer to be in than an auto mobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket or a holding pattern over Philadelphia.

12. Woody Allen
To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer. To suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy then is to suffer. But suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you’re getting this down.

13. Agatha Christie
An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.

14. Remy de Gourmont
Women still remember the first kiss after men have forgotten the last.

15. Bob Hope
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

16. Albert Einstein
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.

17. Bill Cosby
Any husband who says, “My wife and I are completely equal partners,” is talking about either a law firm or a hand of bridge.

18. Tim Allen
A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.

19. Melanie Clark
You can’t put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.

20. Henny Youngman
You can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.

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